December 2009
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
– Steve Martin (via somethingintellectual)
I clean when I’m stressed out.
I clean when I’m nervous.
I clean when I have absolutely nothing else to do, and I do a damn good job.
Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart…good spelling and good grammar,...
– John Mayer (via abouthursdays)